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"After Link Slept..."After Link Slept...By: Chibi SakuraUh, Link? Yeah, Rauru? Your breath stinks. It does? Very much. What does it smell like? England. Really? Yes. Cool! That's not cool. It's not? No. Really? Yes. Why? I don't know. But you're a Sage. So what? You're supposed to know everything. No I'm not. Yes you are. Nuh-uh! Yeah-huh! Look at your clothes! So? They're way too small! They are? Yes they are! How come? Just because! 'Cause why? You slept for too long. For how long? Seven years. Holy cheese puffs! Link please be quiet. Why Rauru why? Because I said so! You're not the boss of me! I'm older than you. Damn it! Watch your language. No! Yes! Why should I? 'Cause I said so! So what! You have to listen to me! Nuh-uh. Yeah-huh! No way! I'm a Sage! So what? That doen't make you a god! I have magic and I'm not afraid to use it! Okay! I'll stop! Jeez! Now, you have a destiny.. Man, this sucks! You must defeat Ganondorf... He sucks. Protect the Princess... I hate her! She sucks! Protect the Triforce... Can I make a wish? No. Why? I will not reply. Hey! That rhymes! Yeah, so? You talked in rhyme! You're a freak. I'm getting angry. I don't care. Shut-up! Why? Go back to the Temple of Time! Why? Go away! Get out of my sight! Why?! Just go away... Why? Alright! That's it! I'm sending you back to the temple! Why? 1... Why? 2... Why Rauru? 3... You're outta here! Oh-well. All old people are crabby. I heard that!
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